[The sound of something highly breakable hitting tree trunks at regular interval comes across the PORTAL, followed by seriously pissed off grumbling in ancient Greek. See, someone actually woke up when the Powers That Be fastforwarded everything, and he's not all that thrilled to be back ( Read more... )

[This time he's stretched across the forest floor, a wild forest animal curled up on his chest. At first, it seems like he might not know the PORTAL is even on.

But he does.]

I'm bored.

[Oh, Prom. You know you want this: one ruffled, satiated wilderness god, sprawled on a tree branch in a state of semi-undress. Selene was still half on his lap when the spell broke, and let's just say the clothes didn't rematerialize.]

Well, wasn't that spectacular.

[Hello, Prom! You may have noticed that a almost impenetrable mountain forest sprung up a few hours ago, courtesy of one Pan, the not-so-horned god of the Greek pantheon. And now he's transmitting from his perch in a giant cedar tree deep in the forest ( Read more... )